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A reluctant coming-of-age story about humidity, barometric pressure, and the slow transformation into my father.
Fitness Follies
A formal complaint filed against a machine that weighs my bananas like they are evidence in a crime.
A plea for mercy from a woman who has 847 unread messages, three of which are actually important, and one of which is a photo of a sandwich.
Self-Improvement Disasters
A meditation on the one living thing in my apartment that has its life together, and the quiet judgment radiating from its leaves.
What began as a quest for literary enrichment has devolved into me dissecting the marital problems of strangers who don't read the book.
Modern Life Absurdities
A reluctant coming-of-age story about humidity, barometric pressure, and the slow transformation into my father.
I asked my spatula if it sparked joy, and it responded by sparking an electrical outlet.
Domestic Chaos
A plea for mercy from a woman who has 847 unread messages, three of which are actually important, and one of which is a photo of a sandwich.
While I spend my evenings watching reruns, the golden retriever next door is attending puppy yoga and hosting playdates.
Aging With Attitude
What began as a quest for literary enrichment has devolved into me dissecting the marital problems of strangers who don't read the book.
Sunday's ambitious cooking spree has resulted in a week of eating the same sad chicken and a deep sense of regret.
Social Anxiety Chronicles
I asked my spatula if it sparked joy, and it responded by sparking an electrical outlet.
I have been paying for a gym I have visited twice, and the guilt is starting to outweigh the cost.
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